Please tell me, why oh why.....?!

...men feel the need to share the details of their toilet happenings, because it is definitely TOO MUCH information.

Is it just me who got this 'lucky', or are other women out there similarly afflicted by their beloved other half?

Please tell me it's not just me suffering this!

Hubster Wisdom

Whilst watching HGTV he shared his wisdom on the 'Man Room' concept!

Hubster: "What's all this 'Man' room c***?"

Me: "So you don't want your own 'Man' room then?"

Hubster: "I've got my own 'Man' room right here - I've got my Wii, my Peewee (!!), my TV, my Sweetpea and my PC, what more do I need?!"

Gotta love him!

How to dig yourself in even deeper!

The Hubster just said this to me:

"You do know redheads are just behind blondes for stupidity"

My response:

"I think Gill (my redheaded bff) might have something to say to you about that. And anyway your wife has alot of both red and blonde in her hair!"

His response:

"Ah but not originally"

Me:

"You'd better watch out, I was born a redhead, went blonde and still have alot left in here. So I suggest you let this go Mr!!"

In the interests of future marital relations, he did!

MEN!! I don't ever recall making comments about men and their hair colour vs their at times 'questionable' intelligence!

Ladies - a midweek treat & 2 BWOTDs!

Ladies, I figured it's Wednesday and we all need a little something to get us to the end of the week, right? So what better than a few tasty snaps of Mr McConaughey to raise our spirits! And after yesterdays historic architecture, so today we have something well built!

I saw him on the ACM's the other night, the ladies present almost took the roof off the MGM Grand, and he was so charmingly funny.

So the Brit' Word of the Day that perfectly describes Matt is 'totty' or more accurately ' hot totty'. This can be attributed to a member of either sex who is seriously attractive and sexy!

So here he is in some trendy togs, although a little overdressed.

Here he is modelling a very nice pair of pec's, nipp's and a tan!

And of course we just had to have a 'bum' (BWOTD for butt) shot to make our day complete!

Have a great Wednesday ladies, and apologies to the gents for such blatant and unapologetic sexism! ;-)

Some things we just don't need to know!

I have always been a John Cleese fan, he is one funny man, but I cringe when I get to know this much information about his love-life with Barbie Orr!

Miss Orr said Cleese was in good shape 'for an old guy', explaining: 'You know, they're normally saggy down there , but he really has a nice package (something tells us she's been down this road before, cause that's not something I would know!). He takes a lot of vitamin supplements and eats really well and he works out. His arms are really muscular and he still has amazing legs. He's had his teeth all redone and he recently got hair plugs (transplants from other parts of the body) to cover the bald patches at the front. He's getting back on the market again so he's got to get himself in shape.'

No actually he doesn't Barbie! I am pretty certain he's had all this done to keep up with his lover who just happens to be 42 years younger than him!! Yep - 42 years, he could be her grandad!! Somehow John I have a feeling if you were with someone born within a decade or so of you, she would love you whatever you looked like, and she'd be aging at the same rate.

Now John, here's a perfect example of a 60 year old lady aging gracefully and I doubt she'd discuss your 'bits' quite so publicly! But then again maybe I need to cut you some slack, after all you're not alone right now in enjoying a humungus age gap.

Bring on Ronnie Wood and his 20 year old Russian girlfriend, that's a 41 year age gap! Can I suggest now we all send a silent prayer up, that she's never tempted to kiss and tell, cause that could make John sound like Brad Pitt!

I really have nothing against relationships with an age gap. Demi and Ashton are 16 years apart and seem genuinely happy and in love. The Hubster and I are 10 years apart and suit each other very well, but these are excessive age gaps! I just sincerely wish they'd keep all the personal details to themselves!

Brit' Gal Sarah - the Alpaca Farmer?

So there's the Hubster and I reclining on the sectional watching TV the other night. All is right with the world and then an advert comes on for Alpaca farming. As it ends he turns to me and says:

"Maybe we should do that, invest in some Alpaca's?"

To be honest I was so startled I don't even remember my stunned response now!!

I mean c'mon mate, you can take the Brit' Gal out of Britain and out to the back of beyond for love. You may have got her out of the rat-race, slowed down her driving, moved her 100 miles from a mall, eased out of her heels and taught her how to appreciate cowboy boots and say "y'all".

But an Alpaca Farmer - not bloody likely in this lifetime!

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex

Continuing with the '7 things' meme, these are in order:

1. Intellect - by far and away the most important thing I looked for - note the past tense. An intelligent and well-informed man is so much more attractive than a cute face and booty. The former will get you through life, the latter will get you some hot dates and some envious comments from girlfriends. Im my early twenties I had a handful of dates with a guy who was the absolute spit of George Micheal at his Wham peak, I mean he literally got stopped in the street and pulled up on stage in clubs. He was a sweet guy, we had lunch in the park, went to a movie and shared a few clinches. But oh my not only was he terribly vain, but he also had no stimulating conversation. So as cute as he looked, I dumped him - nicely. I also dated a gorgeous Cop who was in the Drug agency for a few weeks, but sadly he had no interests outside his perfect hair and his car - so he also got the boot! I need a man I can converse with on every subject under the sun, a man who has knowledge and opinions, luckily I now have one of these under lock and key ;-)

2. A wacky/cheeky sense of humour - I have often wondered if Lyle Lovett has this going for him, because I doubt it was his face that snared him Julia Roberts, and she likes to laugh. I have been deeply attracted to a few men in my life who do not 'physically attract' me, but our funny bones have just 'clicked'. A good celebrity example of such a man is Eddie Izzard. He might parade around in leather trousers, mascara and stilleto's at times; but I still find him very attractive, it's all about that glint in his eye and his outrageous humour. If you ever get to see the Hubster doing one of his absurd quirky little dances, you'll know why I love him!
   

3. The crinkly/sparkly/sexy 'eye thing' going on - Marti Pellow of the pop group Wet Wet Wet has this in spades, I used to sit in front of the telly and literally drool over him in my twenties. Years later I know it was probably heroin induced and it's not such a turn on! But he's a world class example of this thing men can do with their eyes, that makes women's knee's wobble! I have always been very susceptible to the 'eye thing'.
   

4. Being tall - I have been attracted to a couple of men my height or slightly shorter in my life. But they both had the SOH and eye thing going on, infact I married one of them and was very happy with him for many years. But they were the rare exception. Being 5ft 7" and never having been a skinny minnie, I have always felt bigger unless my man is taller. So this is pretty much an essential for me, as it's the only time I ever feel like 'the little woman'!

5. Stands up to me - I am the first to admit I like to get my own way, but I also know my way is quite often not the right way. So I need a man with the strength to stand up to me and to not take my crap at times. If I get my own way all the time, or feel like I'm the strong one in the relationship, it won't last. Despite making a great show of wanting to be a strong, in control, independant woman, most of the time that's a load of crud and I just want to be looked after and made to feel like 'his' woman. The Hubster gets this and I am very happy as a result. And we wonder why men are so confused these days!

6. Flirtation and affection - essentials I had to sneak in as one. Flirting is what makes a girl feel pretty and loved, without it the 'oomph in the relationship' won't last long. Affection makes me feel loved, safe and happy.

7. Maturity/age - because of all the above and the fact that many of these take time to develop in anyone, I tend to find older men more attractive.

I just have to add a sneaky #8 here - I have to give 'the voice' a mention. Both John Malkovich and Morgan Freeman can just make me swoon with their voices. But I think John has the sexiest voice ever and I will watch a movie of his, just to hear him speak.

So how many of these are your 'thing' with the opposite sex?

Bonnie is now a Woman!

Our baby girl went into heat last night. I thought she was sick at first, I even went around the house making sure she'd not got into anything, never having seen a cat in heat. But the rolling around, sticking her butt in the air and constant little noises, are unmistakeable the hubster informed me.

Everytime Sukie or Cal-Jo get near she drops, rolls and spreads! The hubster scratched near her tail and she immediately hunkered down, butt in the air! It also explains why she was nuts at around 3:30am yesterday morning.

I googled it and there is absolutely no mistaking the problem, however there is a solution. But I suggest you only click on this link if you are not easily shocked, prudish, squeamish and need a darn good laugh. The hubster and I were literally crying with laughter; we may love her, but no way will we be testing this out!

Not sure we'll be waiting until Christmas vacation to spay her, she'll have driven us all to distraction by then.

Here she is 'hussying' up to the hubster and trying to convince him there's more than one 'willing' female in his home. She's not interested in me at all, just follows him everywhere - floozy!

They do have their uses ;-)