Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

One of life's funny moments....

A post by Julie reminded of a funny experience my brother Andy & I shared many years ago.

He persuaded me to try a yoga class with him in a local town, as he had heard that the older (in his 60's) instructor was very good and had years of experience. His classes were also just a little bit different apparently.

So off we went, both novices but willing to give it a try. We set up our mats next to each other and in walked the decidely 'hippy' grey haired, ponytailed teacher in his embarrassingly snug yoga pants and knotted t-shirt!

His whole demeanor was very much 'just let it allll go man', you could just imagine him lounging around in the 1960's smoking pot and chilling! As the class went on both my brother and I, who are gigglers by nature, found things more bizarre and funnier by the minute. It didn't help that neither of us had very good balance either and we were soon fighting back the giggles.

But the straw that broke the camels back was when our esteemed instructor advised that every muscle in our body should be relaxed and loose, even the sphincter muscle! And if we felt the need to release any gas then we should just feel free to relax and let it go, as it was entirely natural.

At this point my brother had tears rolling down his cheeks and I am slowly suffocating and trying not to wet myself laughing silently. And then he did it, he took his own advice and let one go....we howled and howled, no longer in control and we weren't the only ones either.

Needless to say we never went back and shortly after I took up Pilates, a much more civilised form of exercise!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Heard on CNN this evening!

Places named after former Presidents:

Ronald Reagan Airport

JFK Airport

George W Bush Sewer Plant - Seriously!

Sorry, but we looked at each other and sniggered ;-)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

And the prize for best card goes to..


Inese and Jane, my old work colleagues and good friends in Bedford, England. How funny and appropriate is this card, I fell about laughing when I opened it up.

Thanks girlies!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Well I am off now folks...

I made it to 365 blog posts for this year, so I figure I'll just take the rest of it off and see you back here Jan 1st 2009!

Ta Ta for now ;-)

Saturday, May 24, 2008

What a fun, fantastic idea....

London and New York City have been connected by a huge telescope! Now you can wave and signal to Americans on the Brooklyn Bridge from the bank of the River Thames in London.

Read all about it HERE

This is definitely something I will be doing the next time I am home

Sunday, April 20, 2008

How true is this! LOL

One night not so long ago I totally forgot one of our mostly indoor kitties was still outside and went to bed. At about 2:30am I suddenly wondered where she was, then remembered her and found her stuck to the back screen door, much like this cartoon cat! Once she got indoors, her reaction was absolutely identical, as having been outdoors 7 hours she was a mite hungry!

Anyway...cat owners enjoy! And thanks to Dabrah whose blog I found this little gem on.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Interesting fact I learned at school today....

Not such good news for me, but excellent news for my great Weightwatchers buddy Michelle!

Ave # tornado's in OK = 1000

Ave # tornado's in RI = 1

Now I have no idea whether this is per year, or an isolated year, as it came out of a 4th grade Science book.

Anywhoo I guess I'd better not lose too much weight, as I might be in danger of getting blown away...Yeh Right! I try to 'Always look on the bright side of life' thanks to Monty Python!

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it, not convinced Michelle is gonna buy it though :-(

Friday, March 14, 2008

Lengthy Blonde Moment!

Well DUH!!

I am pretty new to this blogging lark still and I have JUST realised what 'Labels' does!

I thought they were some kind of search function, now I realise they connect posts on the same topic together! So I have gone back through my 119 posts and re-labelled them and now if you hit 'Labels' under the post, like 'britwordoftheday' - you'll get them all!

Wow some of you experienced bloggers must have been thinking 'What is she DOING with her labels!?" ....LOL

Bonkers would be a good Brit' Word to describe ME occasionally!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Talented Brit's # 1!!

video

Double-click play.....

This makes me so proud to be British!! ;-)

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Too funny just for email!!

Ok this is something I will be doing very rarely....but I got this by email this morning and just about fell off my chair laughing!


POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM

I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hereee, strip to the waist, thennn slip on this gown. Everything clearrrr?

I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science."

Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?'

"Fine," I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off?

My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard a boom, then felt a zap!

Complete darkness and the power went off!

"Oh, maintenance is working. Bet they hit a snag." Belinda headed for the door.

"Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted.

Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be rightttt backkk."

Before I could shout "NOOOO!" she disappeared. And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire, found me, half-naked and part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass!

After exchanging polite "Hi, how's it going" type greetings, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off.

Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible "Uh, yes, yes I did thanks."

"You bet, take care" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store. Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin and making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?"

And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps....

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

What amuses you the most about the British?

C'mon let me have it, I'd be very interested to know what you find funny or odd about us Brit's?

Don't be shy - leave a comment!